through years of research, i have manged to pick up the language most people have been studying unsuccessfully their whole lives – cat.

many believe that cats hold the secrets to the universe in their bizarre form of communication, but mostly they just talk about the same things that humans do – like the dump they just took, how tired they are or how much time they have to spend licking their own butts.

i am a knitter, yarn-spinner and runner when i’m not busy wrangling my keyboard, shaving or devising ways to break technology.